It all Began in October 2007 when I hung a sign titled, “Welcome to my Evil Empire” on my front porch in this tiny coastal town.  I live there every other week in the old blacksmith shop built in the late 1800′s.  The sign upset one of my neighbors.  I took it down.

Yes folks, I censored myself.  You’d do the same if you came to live in the charming little town of Westport with all its beautiful and friendly residents.  Why rock the only boat I truely love? 

Meanwhile inside the Evil Empire I began making more signs.  Each one more sarcastic than the last.  And thats how it all began.  I havent stopped creating since I got here and I encourage you to do the same.  Use your life as inspiration – I do!  Everything from neighbors who has seen UFO’s to freeloaders and freaks I’ve met along the way, to those who claim to have come back from the afterlife and most recently a Castro stereotype.  Use whatever you see in life and Enjoy Yourself in the Process.

LIFE IS TOO SHORT….. DONT FUCK IT UP!